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Today, it's all about the calls! We talk singin' in the shower, Macy's favorite influencer, Gasoline Girls, forgiving backup singers, Katherine HeFFburn: Piss Aviator, and SO MUCH MORE! Get your newly

IT'S ROSS'S DAMN BIRTHDAY!!!! Create a new persona in his honor!!!! We talk all about the scary future, Portland perfume bar provocations, the pop star weather patterns, and Proyecto Fin Del Mundo!

GET YOUR CREAMS OUT OF YOUR PUSSY / WE LOVE EUPHORIA BECAUSE WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING KINGS OF PUSSY / UPDATES FROM OUR FAVORITE CONCERT...COACHELLA. / THE NEW GREAT SONG RUNWAY / WHO ATE THE CAKE? JA

breaking news, robert has a new album sexistential / write cursive on graph paper with music / jennifer love hewitt has still got it / pink is a fun loving person who will possibly kick your ass / spe

Billy Corgan Courtney Love...Ethel Cain in the nude. Noem husband tits. Tori Amos. Ummmm. I don't remember what else. Nipple tweaking old men. Loadmaxxing twink. A-Ball up the ass. French nude yoga bl

SHUSH COURTNEY THANK YOU / SCARPETTA'S JAKE CANNAVALE AND THE BILLIE EILISH QUESTIONNAIRE / SCRATCH OF SNIFF / BLEEDING PRINCE ALBERT / HOW TO KISS MY DATE / PEPPER ANNE, AND MORE

FINGERS IN / LIVE FROM THE TYRA SAW TRAP, JUST KIDDING / SCHENGEN MINTS /  A VISIT FROM DR. NEW YORK /  MOM DID YOU SPREAD YOUR LIPS IN THE NINETIES? / FRONT FACING CAMERA WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS / SQUAW

DRUM AND BASS TRANNY CHASER, BY RUPAUL THE MAN, ARTPOP THANKSGIVING SPECIAL, SISTER RINGTONE, RUST/BIBLEBELT BETRAYED BY LADY GAGA, SWEET PEE, THIS CLUB IS A HAUNTED ELLEN, LEGEND OF THE JUICE STAND,

Zephyr Teachout and Charlotte Tilbury present: Cream Fragrance! This is an audio only version of the YouTube live from Sunday, March 8th. We talk about fragrance, rock climbing, live-in-for-use-twink-

We're talkin' CLUB VILLAGE, a MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALL, many GLITCHES, being a backup singer in times of DRAGONS, McConaughey ATTACK, and so much more. Welcome to CLUB STRONGER TOGETHER, A.I. Tash.

Put your skis BACK, it's avalanche season. Get your shears out, it's time to rip bodice!!! Put your birds back, the gators are hungry. Get your PinkBerry cups out, it's time to fill them with both may

EDIT: Cutoff SFX now FIXED!!!! Thank you for alerting us!GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING!!!! It's great when club is LATE!!! Forgive us father for we have ELLEN! We talk a little superbowl, un poco mas gag

A RELAXED MEDITERRANEAN SHOW!!!! The gals are both on the other side of the Atlantic this week and we talk neighbors, sweep over the Grammys, Zara Larssen, Boomer Minute, nude brothers, and getting yo

Mitski's has a new song...WHERE'S MY PHONE...and somebody wants to make sure we say only the nicest things about it. MACY'S HEALTH ORDEAL...what happened and how is she doin?? Alex Hand Hold Honnold c

It's all an illusion...there's too much CONFUSION! Confusion today being: me (Theda) forgot that my social blocker makes it impossible to get onto YouTube on Sundays, so had to record this instead. Mo

Breaking news: GLOBES. Oh it's so bad to do a show on saturdays when all the award shows are on sundays. Well, when we all look back years and years from now on this ep, the distance between the globe

BIG NEWS WEEK...THE ROBYN DIVIDE TEARING THE GENERATIONS APART...GINGER MINJ A LIAR...BJORK WRITES IN REGARDING GREENLAND...THE LIAR PLEADS HER CASE...SHOULD YOU GET BOTTOM SURGERY? WHAT ARE YOU FAVOR

Hello. It's saturday somewhere. Well, being in a podcast is what we do here. 100% professional podcast. And that means topics and segments. And here you will find both ha ha ha ha ha, no question abo

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE!!! Theda had a minor surgery but is healing beautifully. In her stead we have some lovely guests, gal! We're joined by one of the hosts of Sloppy Seconds, MEATBALL; Innovative p

We talk pop culture scandals, millennial actress vs gen z actress, Sniffies HQ, and more! We are also joined by edible ass paint legend and accomplished musician MAGDA to celebrate the release of her

Shark Tank / Beckinsale Egg / Millie Bon Bon / T4T Film of the week / Rachel Reid author of Heated Rivalry and a new series CLEAN SWEEP / Amy Poehler T-Girl / Old Man Cock / Cyprus / Should I do porn

SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE THIS SHOULD BE WORKING NOW SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE>>>>>DECEMBER WILL BE A GREAT MONTH

Uploaded audio from yesterday's LIVE stream for everyone who is loving to be living the podcast life.

KATY PERRY HAS BANDAIDS ON HER BROKEN HEART, LISBOA, BLANCHE!, NEW YORK VS EUROPE, ARE YOU HE OR SHE?, GOING ON A BENDER, THE WINDY CITY, AND SOME INCREDIBLE CALLS INCLUDING A FEW FROM RYAN CUMMINGS P

Self Suck chat and more Sex Talk if you know what I mean. Everybody loves it, and nobody doesn't. Big week in electoral politics — Eleanor knocked on doors for Zohran, and Ashley knocked on cocks. And

Happy November! Today on the show, whatever happened to Halloween? Has there been a REFORMATION of it? No candy, no problem: we've got stick. Bread stick to be exact, on a holiday all their own. We sp

Topics include — Estrogen Levels, Gooner Harpers, Halloween Movie favorites, After The Hunt, and more.......

IT'S SATURDAY SOMEWHERE! Thanks for waiting. On today's show: a check in with Mister Cuckoo himself....Robert Galbriath...Intern Halloween Costume Contest...New Drops...Makeup Minute with friends old

At time of publishing: SCALD IS NOW ON SPOTIFY WOO!!! We talk the devastating failure of AI corporations, SCALD, Trans Lesbians, Taylor is everywhere from Seth MacFarlane's late night show to the Club

Here is the audio from today's livestream. Off the top of my head...topics...locktober...life of a showgirl...katy perry...friends game...ryan cummings game...looking at cocks in the lockerroom...lady

WE'RE BUILDING A MYSTERY!!! It's time for Every Battle At All Times At Once, before we all get RAPTURED!!! Mediterranean Minute, Debate Minute, some very nice phone calls are answered, and we're givin

Camels out, Ashley sad, Raspberry whereabouts, Leanne Morgan's Lover of the Weak, the mouse in the house, fashion week updates from Bryant park, pig pen round up, and what to say when someone calls yo

CURRENT EVENT MINUTE / JENNA ORTEGA MINUTE / MADONNA ON FALLON / ETC. we recorded a bunch of stuff that is not really usable or interesting and as a result this ends up being a kind of mini club. Bett

ITS STILL SATURDAY SOMEWHERE....HEY, WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY WEEK / DIAPERMAN DETAINED / REZNOR'S WIZARD WIFE / SEX DANCE AND WEDNESDAY UPDATES / GAGA VOCAL STRAIN / THE STORY CONTINUES...PULL OUT YOUR C

Audio from the live stream! T is D (or is he just wearing Tati Beauty and Jeffree combined?), SNL exodus, algorithm minute, love your job don't job your love (or the other way around?), Theda Hammel y

WILD OLD WOMAN / AUTHOR OF HONEY DON'T ON THE SHOW / EUTHANASIA BIRCH BOX / SICK...SAD...OLD...BROKEN... / THE EVIL YOUNG / PIG PEN ROUND UP, STALKER, HOT GIMMICK: GIRL MEETS BOY, FRIENDS, ETC. / FOOD

INTERN CHECK IN: ASHLEY'S HE/THEY CHAUFFER FUCK BUDDY, SILAS HAS NO HOBBIES, ELEANOR THE KITCHEN MENTOR / CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE E-COLA / AND JUST LIKE THAT IS OVER / POOPY SAND THE FISHY QUEEN / GIN

GET YOUR PUMP OUT - SNEAKING STARRBOOTLEGS INTO THE CRITERION CLOSET - EVER HEARD OF BRAD STATUS? - AMY SCHUMER/POEHLER CHEMO DOCTOR - GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND SKY MILES - FOLLOWING THE RULES - ENGLAND A

ONE BREAST OUT! WE GET THE HOT NEWS ABOUT LEANNE MORGAN OUT OF THE WAY FIRST THING! DAVE CHAPPELLE'S NEW SINGLE THE SUBWAY IS OUT AND WE'RE LOVING IT! LOLA YOUNG HAS A SFX TUBE IN HER CELCIUS, A MAN J

GET YOUR FUCKING FAT COCKS OUT — TODAY ON THE SHOW ... MICROPLASTICS, REEL TALK? HA HA HA — WE PROMISE TO NEVER DO THAT AGAIN — SOPHIE MEDIUM ARTICLE — EXCEPT JAMES CHARLES HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN THE WIL

ROSS LEONARDY IS IN THE HOUSE!!!! Ross talks us through the current state of K-Pop, Marvel, and pop culture at large but he's mostly here for his laser focused insight on Albanian diva, Ava Max! She's

PRIDE RECAP - R.I.P. SOPHIA HUTCHENS - GWYNETH MINUTE - FRANKIE'S PIT - KATHRYN HARRISON - EXPOSED BEAMS OH FUCK - REASONS I HAWK TUAH

If you were porn a christian...you still can be a strip-tician...

Audio from the stream for people who'd rather listen in podcast app!

IT WASN'T A WAP / STEPHEN HAWKING SOUND BOARD / SEX KID / COULD NOT MOVE MY MOUTH / IS SABRINA CARPENTER BAD FOR WOMEN / TARANTINO TENTH MOVIE / THEDA MESSES UP THE TARANTINO COUNT / COLD TART LEMON /

SMOOTHIES FOR ALL / JACKING OFF TO RIPLEY'S GAME / BOYS IN MEN'S SPORTS / MY NAME AS A LITTLE GIRL WAS COCK / HEY TONY / COLE WON! / WHAT IS THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS? / THE WASHBOARD NUMBER FROM PIRATE PEN

RELAXED SHOW NO INTERNS TODAY / ENTER THE MUNN-LANEY VERSE / MATT RIFE RUN THRU CUCK FUCKER / EMERGENCY SESSION FOR ORTEGAGA AT TUDUM WITH OUR GOONER FRIEND IN THE TABLE / BABY RAINDEER WROTE ZOMBIEBO

Meet the new intern Raspberry / Please, take my apartment / Instagram woman with her tits out / Eleanor knocks out Ashley with a pizza paddle / Raspberry discovers her kink / All my children died in c

Get your skrubs out. It's time for a late upload!!! Eleanor's a snitch / She Daisy vs. He/Him Natalie Maines / my gay ass is pregnant again / Carrie Underwood should stick to what she knows best...fal

WELCOME TO CLUB INTERN / SILAS ON FLAT WHITE / ELEANOR ON MAKI / ASHLEY ON THE DROP / AND SEAN? WHO KNOWS! / SO NO ONE TOLD YOU THE ULTIMATE NEPO BABY - ACTUAL BABY ALLY WILLIS SISTER OF RUMER WILLIS